With a heavy heart, and after much thought and consideration, I must now announce to the world that I no longer believe in the Loch Ness Monster.
My belief in the Loch Ness Monster was with me constantly from 1991-2015. However, it was not able to survive the scrutiny of the scientific community and the confessions of hoaxers. Rest in peace, dear belief.
Sasquatch is real, though.